elizabitchtaylor: my aunt said “I don’t understand why people are always complaining about discrimination, we’re all in the same boat” and I said “yes but some people have been given lifejackets and oars and have taken swimming lessons while others haven’t” and i’m going to use that metaphor from now on
heyysourwolf: alphamccall: PETITION TO KEEP CREEPY OLD WHITE DUDES AWAY FROM MELISSA MCCALL PETITION FOR MELISSA MCCALL TO BEAT THEM UP WITH A BASEBALL BAT
cronawheels: castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant...
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
casmesis: i have so many jokes to put here but they’re all in my native language: an autobiography by me
shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough. Demons run when a good man goes to war.
stopsmellingthedeadguy: into-the-snogbox: pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week But it would be a bloody brilliant week Best week ever
yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too calm down satan Time...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30 first the body...
milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
littlemixbutts: bodenniss: littlemixbutts: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land well that escalated quickly paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...
folie á deux: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war! →
the-hunters-angel: dea-goes-a-tumbln: What: Tumblr Fic War Who: Anyone who reblogs this post. When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers! Why: FEELINGS What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal,…
thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes
inuysha-link-lover: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
cannibal-swag: “I love the new show Hannibal!” “But I hate Alana!”