I was working on this thing for a month before I realized that there’s two black guys running the precinct—and I work on the show! I didn’t even think about that, which is so cool because, oh my God, we have all been there. I’ve turned down a lot of stuff where the message was ‘We’re going to be diverse!’ Give me a break. We’re in Brooklyn. If you don’t make it diverse, it looks funny. We are what ‘Friends’ should have been.
Terry Crews talks Brooklyn Nine-Nine's diversity vs. other roles he's been offered (via kasuchi)




Fox took it down earlier, suggesting that it’s official test footage. Whatever that means. And it sounds like Ryan Reynolds to me.



bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT



quigonejinn:

damedurohan:

The press has a field day the day they decide to get matching tattoos. (“Mori and Becket: Will they ever get over their Ranger years?” “Matching tattoos, matching rings?”) But it’s Newt who’s the most excited about this, giving them his tattoo parlor’s address, going with them, filming when they get inked. The video goes viral on YouTube. The tattoo artist is booked for the next three years.

the artist is like ‘where you want it?’ to Mako and she’s like ‘with this arm I drew the sword that avenged my family so right here please. To symbolise my new family. Thank you.’ and Raleigh just hears that and his face does The Thing and the artist gets to him and is like ‘OK hotdog - where’s yours?’ and Raleigh is just ‘MY HEART - IT GOES OVER MY HEART’ and basically doesn’t take his eyes off Mako the entire time they’re in there (yes Raleigh speaks in all caps) (now excuse me for a moment i need to set myself on fire) (via harrietvane



bana05:

amuzed1:

thempress:

amuzed1:

thempress:

When are Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt and Chris Pine gonna do a movie together?

Do you think the world and, more importantly— Tumblr, would be able to handle that?

I don’t think I could handle it but the world is ready for it, that’s for sure! 

I know he’s not a Chris, but can Anthony Mackie play, too? I just need him to be in alllllllll of the movies. LOL

I think they’d think the same, Mikka. Anthony Mackie in all the things!

If Anthony’s the main-character then we can call it “Mack n Ch3s”



Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

— "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore 


malin-j:

sighs 

malin-j:

sighs 



sakilya:

i’ve been thinking for a while to make a kind of horror/monster blog but it being more of an aesthetic blog because i find certain horror ridiculously pretty???

i did it



evmlove:

damecatoe:

"By far, one of the best scenes in the book is where Kaling writes about the photo shoot she and Office co-star Ellie Kemper did for People’s Most Beautiful issue. When the stylist brought a trailer full of size zero gowns, Kaling found herself crying in the children’s bathroom of the public school where the photo shoot was happening. In the bathroom stall, she discovered a smear of what looked like excrement and a child’s graffiti: “This school is bulls–t!” which made her a) laugh and b) demand that the stylist alter one of the gowns to fit her. In the end photo, she’s smiling in a gorgeous fuchsia dress that the stylist had to rip down the back and alter with canvas. Looking at beautiful Kaling, though, you’d never know. It’s a sweet moment of chubby girl victory.” (via afterellen)

This is the story that truly made her my hero.



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